All the cool kids are doing it! I wanna play too!

Where are you staying? With Smudge and her crew, since I am travelling to the con alone, and Darling Husband doesn't like the idea of me staying by myself in another state.

What day are you getting there? Late Wednesday night, but to actual con site Thursday.

Who will you be with? Smudge, Baron Engel, Rindis, Trump-san, Ken Singshow-san, DAQ

Do you do free art? Trust me, you do not want me to draw for you, even for free. I am no artist.

Do you do trades? Not generally, since there's the whole no making art thing

Do you do commissions? Again, no art skills. Alas. I could probably write you a paragraph, though I don't know why you'd want that! Or I could proofread for you, that'd be as exciting as watching paint dry. Editorial skills really don't lend themselves to commissions....

Do you do badges? See above.

What is your gender? I have a woman's hands!

How old are you? About ten years older than I look. Way way older than you think.

Are you taken? See reference to Darling Husband above. Deeply, happily taken.

What suits will you have? As I live in terror of fursuits (childhood trauma), none. Also, my cosplay days are mostly over, limited to occasional breaks in cosplay retirement at anime cons.

Can I touch you? Please very much NO. As a person of small stature, it makes me very uncomfortable to be touched.

Can I talk to you? Most definitely. I can generally talk to anyone. (20+ years of retail skills!)

Can I buy you lots of drinks? I am allergic to alcohol, so no thank you. I generally am not really comfortable receiving food or drinks from people I don't know very well anyway. (I have some food allergies.)

Can I give you lots of money? If you want to buy books or comics, yes, definitely! It's most helpful! Support small press!

Can I hug or snuggle with you? See above in regards to the touching. I am very reserved, Norwegian heritage. We are not a demonstrative people. Sorry. Also, I'm like super monogamous, if that is even a thing. I hug very rarely, and only like hugs if I initiate them.

How tall are you? 5' 2". Extremely small! (Also, what a weird question!)

You look pissed off out of suit can I come up to you? Since I've been told I look pissed off a lot of the time, even when I am not, yes, come up to me. (My "thinking face", "concentrating face" or "working face" all apparently look angry.) Now, if I am swearing at top volume like a sailor and throwing things, then flee! Flee for your life!

Are you nice? I don't know....? I don't think I get to decide if I am nice or not. I always try to be polite and use good manners, at least.

Are you cliquey? Since I am a fairly reserved person, I have been told I am. Mostly at cons, I am working or spending time with people I work with, so I don't often have time for a lot of socializing, unfortunately. That apparently comes across as snobby or cliquey, which is not my intention. Just a side effect of concentrating on business!

Can I stalk you? Please, no. I've actually been stalked before online and in real life, and it's really such a headache to have to file all those police reports.

Do you have an artist table? I will be manning both the Radio Comix table and the Team Shuffle table for Trump-san.

Do you like parties? I enjoy the dances, but I am always too tired to do much after the dealers' room closes. I am old and covered in cobwebs.

If I see you, how should I get your attention? Be polite and say hello, or introduce yourself. Don't just stand there staring and waiting for me to talk to you, I'm bad at noticing people when I am busy!

Can I hang out with you? If you don't mind hanging around a dealer's table, then yeah. I am trapped there most of the con! (Just don't block the customers, and we're all good!)

How can I find you? Find the Radio Comix/Team Shuffle tables in the dealers' room; look for the shortest person there; profit!